May 2013
risamadara:
lavenderlabia:
formlessforce:
The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them.
Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them.
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insecure-happiness:
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
